Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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