He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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