That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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