I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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