Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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