..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm at about main and main street
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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