i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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