Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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