Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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