East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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