Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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