Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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