I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I understand Curling. That high.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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