im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I need a beard to bite.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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