I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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