i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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