Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I want to fling myself into the sun
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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