Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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