My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Who died my cat blue again?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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