so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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