Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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