Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Houston, we have a squirter
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
