Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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