Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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