it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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