Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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