Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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