i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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