Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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