I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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