May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Who wears a wallet chain?!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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