I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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