Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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