Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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