At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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