i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I will pee on everything he values.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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