Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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