You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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