I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
