She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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