I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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