But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
