what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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