After last night, I could never be a politician.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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