And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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