She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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