so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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