So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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