The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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