Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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