she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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