3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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