he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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