Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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