Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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