Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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