that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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