new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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